I thought up the name of a limerick one day
But never could find quite the right way
To express such humour
(I’m a late bloomer)
In a way to bring laughs into such dull days.

I never quite seemed to get the rhyming right
And the rhythm – well a black man I know I ain’t
But what saved the day
So my friends say
Are these two silly stupid little rhyming lines that always seem
so tacky and corny and contrived in little ridiculous limericks that half
the time aren’t even funny but just plain stupid anyway.